meat jokes

A guy walks into a bar and notices a sign on the wall. It says "Ask about our special challenge"...

A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So he goes off to Poland and as...

This family is sitting around the table and the kids have some meat in front of them and dont kn...

A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So he goes off to Poland and asks t...

Q:what is the cheapest meat you can buy?

A:deer balls because its under a buck.
...

A butcher was minding his store one day, when a dog ran in and stole a cut of meat off his count...

Q: What's the cheapest kind of meat?

A: Deer balls. They are under a buck....

A man walks into a bar, he sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the barman,...

A young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered a butcher shop and confronted the butcher with t...

Interviewer asks in America: "Excuse me, what is your opinion
on the meat shortage?"

Q. What is the cheapest meat?

A. Deer balls, there under a buck.
...

You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre....

A communist party official opened a whorehouse to attract tourists
and their foreign curr...

A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different ...

A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify differ...

Barbeque is the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers
to do suc...

A hungry man went into a restaurant and noticed that the daily special was rabbit burgers, a rea...

Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs....

Sometime in the 1970s a shipment of meat arrives in a town in the Soviet Union. The townspeople...

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing --------------------------------- It's the only type of cooking a "...

I submit the following. For all I know, it may have originated in
rec.humor.funny, but I ...

Two fat Indian squaws are walking across a train bridge.


One says,"I got to ...

Bush approved of a new method of testing ready-to-eat meat for the potentially lethal Listeria b...

The line in front of the Butcher shop in Warsaw is long,
indeed, and the people grow wear...

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered...

An elderly Jew goes into a butcher's shop





looking at what is ...

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Señor Humphrey? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your count...

A large dog walks into a butcher's shop with a purse in its mouth. He puts the purse down and si...

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Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just ...

A meat counter clerk, who had had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a...

Q. Whats the difference between your wife, eggs, meat and a blow job?

A. You can be...

Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs,blowjob?
A: The blowjob. Yo...

|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker....

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New York...

Moisha and Esther Rabinowitz move into a highly Orthodox community in Monsey, and want to join a...

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

1. Talk about huge breasts!
2. Tying the...

Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its ...

Four guys are standing on a street corner...an American, a Russian, a Chinese man, and an Israel...

Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can ...

Traditional: Farm animal must be killed by ritual slaughterer using a sharply honed knife that m...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher...

A Russian, a Pole, an American, and an Israeli are interviewed.

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off t...

|A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The but...

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast o...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast o...

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New York...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minsk!
Minsk who?
Minsk meat!
Knock Knock
Who's there?

* "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

* "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."