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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.



Marriage is a ceremony th...

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph o...

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock....

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". The...

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence....

Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage....

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo......

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener....

There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she wo...

There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but sh...

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Weddi...

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering....

Two friends, Bob and John were discussing sex before marriage.

John: I didn't sl...

Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know ...

A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside ...

|At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young...

|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years a...

Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution?...

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his yea...

Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know John...

Rachel and Esther meet for the first time in fifty years since university.

Their are three rings that make up a marriage:

engagement ring, wedding ring, su...

How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE - When your eyes meet across a cr...

How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?



LOVE - When...

How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?



LOVE - W...

Two african american kids (a boy and a girl) go out trick or treating and
stop at a lad...

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind....

How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?

Love When your eyes
mee...

On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his f...

After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife deci...

After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife deci...

I met a man who had been married for 66 years. 'Amazing. 66 years!' I said.' What's the secret t...

New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Here's a list of variations of the "God Speaks"...

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them....

Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy...

If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov...

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper....

Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife...

Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one....

The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband....

Marriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards....

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!...

If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way....

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke...

How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free....

There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was...

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry...

My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way....

Marriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards....

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me....