A little kid watched the drunk marine go into the bath room and
as the marine was takin...
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347 hitsTwo Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If t...
A dirty marine joke
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It's 5 in the morning. The marine recruits are lined up outside their barracks. Nude. It's mid-J...
Source - Some sick demented BMC I used to know...
A Sailor and a Marine are taking ...
Source - Some sick demented BMC I used to know...
A Sailor and a M...Discuss track types
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117 hits|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine ...
Marine corps
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A marine and a sailor are in the bathroom. When they finish, the sailor says,"In the navy, they ...Retired Marine
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A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interes...A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The a...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
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66 hitsBy the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a roo...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and wash...
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.
During the Vietnam war...
War
158 hitsDuring the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b...
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153 hitsFather Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to hea...
Marine Corps Snipers
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Marine Corps Sniper. You can run but you'll just die tired....33 Gallons
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A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic...Aussie Trouser Snake.
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55 hitsAn Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
Ethnic jokes
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An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sha...
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sha...
There's a Marine, an Airforce Commando, a Navy Seal and a Green Beret sitting around a campfire ...
Bill Clinton is walking a dog around the White House lawn early one morning.
He walks it ...
There's a Marine, an Airforce Commando, a Navy Seal and a Green Beret sitting around a campfire ...Army vs. Marines!
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79 hitsTwo Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window s...
Army vs. Marines!
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Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.
One sat...
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.
One sa...In The Navy
Tasteless jokes
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A Marine and Navyman are in the bathroom together, and the Marine goes to leave without washing ...
The heads of the four branches of the armed (US) military were standing around one day talking a...
The heads of the four branches of the armed (US) military were standing around one day talking a..."Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving...
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon...
A Marine Vs. Iraqi's
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A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a...Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!...
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55 hitsThe president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each ar...
Razorback Hogs
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61 hitsBill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The ...
Razorback Hogs
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Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. ...
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. ...
A marine is sitting at the bar and a striking redhead sits down next to him. He gives her a cur...In The Navy
Tasteless jokes
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A Marine and Navyman are in the bathroom together, and the Marine goes to leave without washing ...By definition
War
279 hitsA young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal...
A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and th...Happy retirement
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The Pentagon recently discovered it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus....Happy retirement
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The Pentagon recently discovered it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus....Military jokes
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164 hitsAn Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator s...
Tribute to the Marines
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66 hits|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organ...
Definition #2
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Q: Definition of Marine
A: Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
...M.A.R.I.N.E.
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Military JokeWhat does marine stand for? Muscles are required, intellegence not expected....Military jokes
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161 hitsQ. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the se...
