maggot jokes

|What did the maggot say to another?What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!...

|What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!...

|Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...

What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !...

|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!...

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that...

|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!...

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey....

Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !...

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one,...

|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!...

A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "Y...

A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was delivered into the devil's hands...

A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'l...

Two hobo's are walking down railroad tracks, haven't eaten in a couple days, and are starving. A...

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?...

1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?' 2....