long legs joke

|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!...

|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...

|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!What do...

There is a guy. His favorite bar is called 'Sally's Legs'. The bar is closed, so he waits...

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are ...

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs...

|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a...

A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very int...

I see a guy sitting outside a place called "Suzy's Legs" and I ask "What are...

* "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

* "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

* "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

* "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

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• "I'm in the mood for a li...

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying...

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying...

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries -

"DOC, DOC......

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries -

"DOC, DOC...I ...

There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should ca...

There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he shoul...

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my l...

What did the blonde's long sexy left leg say to her long sexy right leg?

Nothing,...

The most recent survey about women showed that 10 percent of the men interviewed liked women...

Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs, and t...

A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying ...

This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on a snowy night. They guy gets out to...

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As h...

A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady lay...

This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on a snowy night. They guy gets ou...

one day a new bar called the ladys legs opened for the first day a guy walked up and the bouncer...

What has 300 legs and seven teeth?


- The front row of a Willie Nelson concer...

Q: What has 128 legs and no pubic hair?

A: The front row in a BSB concert.
...

What has 98 legs & 23 teeth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert....

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway....

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator?CHUCK....

Q: What has four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.
...

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef....

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter, he's not goin...

What has four legs and smells like fish?

Clinton's desk....

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

1. Talk about huge breasts!
2. Tying the...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator?



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Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroo...

Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?



A. Right where you left it....

What has eight legs and a black asshole?

The A-Team....

[I got this from They Used to Call Me Snow White...But I Drifted
by Regina Barreca. CTM]...

Q: Why do blondes have legs?



A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground...

Q: Why do blondes have legs?

A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A...

What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !...

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !...

Men are like.......



.....Placemats.

They only show up when ther...

One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, "E...

One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said...