lazy men jokes

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she's...

How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy?



He throws his kisses....

My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....

How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy?He throws his kisses....

My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs....

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon....

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used t...

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used t...

Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things....

Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, ...

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!...

A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to v...

Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Pla...

Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Pla...

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing...

A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends visited and a...

A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends visited ...

Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too l...

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch lives in a trash can "because he is lazy and doesn't...

Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?



A: They're afra...

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon....

That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!...

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs....

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other ha...

Hlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person; they will find an easier w...

Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it....

What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant....

Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds....

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog...

Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface a...

Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock eve...

Q. What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a White Guy?

A. A car thief that...

Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors.

Requires work-value attitudinal rea...

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!...

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones....

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

I intend to live foreve...

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing...

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into d...

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses h...

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She exc...

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Why didn't the black man want to marry the Mexican?

- He didn't ...

Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy....

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy....

When I take a long time

I am slow

When my boss takes a long time

|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don't do i...

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When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

Wh...

Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with their sons.First mot...