Knock, knock, who's there? (adult themes) - General / Unsorted jokes (65684)

A husband and his wife are spending a quiet evening watching TV. Suddenly, a loud knock sounds at the door.

Charlie says, "Sit still Helen, I'll see who it is."

He opens the door and is startled to see a huge masked man. He jumps back in surprise and says, "Are you a robber?"

"No, I'm a rapist!"

Charlie yells, "Helen, it's for y-o-o-u- u-u!"