kitchen jokes

1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen. This kitchen is delirious.2. No husband has ever been sho...

A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious

No Husband Has Eve...

|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The o...

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

Ring ...

|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!...

So wives and significant others get a break! Barbecues are not allowed! Rolaids are!

So wives and significant others get a break! Barbecues are not allowed! Rolaids are!

O'Reilly's Law of the Kitchen: Cleanliness is next to impossible...

The ASPCA raids your kitchen.

You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so ...

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses h...

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her ...

A woman goes to a doctor to discuss her husband's infertility problem. The doctor says, "Just gi...

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made he...

What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?



Answer: A fugitive...

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She exc...

Two brothers are getting ready for school. One boy is sitting down, having a bowl of Corn Flakes...

Two brothers are getting ready for school. One boy is sitting down, having a bowl of Corn Flakes...

Smurf Sex: this happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the fa...

What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive...

You stop to flirt with the person running the drive through at McDonalds.

You save old ki...

One elderly couple is visiting another for supper. The two women go into the kitch...

|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. ...

The first is Smurf Sex.

This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it unti...

One day a little boy was playing with his airplane in the dining room while his mom was in the k...

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep doing it until you'...

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the do...

My Son's Wife, all she does is takes, takes and takes. She wants a new wahsing machine so my poo...

There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex... This happens during the...

Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back ...

There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.



The first is Smurf ...

Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That's the proper place to wash vegetables....

Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go b...

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR...

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the tab...

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall, "$500 IF WE FAIL TO FIL...

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:



$...

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to...

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill...

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill...

A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new el...

A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking around she realized that al...

An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor ...

A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his ne...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing...

Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?...

A Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if there were any Chinese...

|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their docto...

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their ...

An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to th...