Kids selling lemonade (original) - General / Unsorted jokes (38658)

My fiancee and I made this up today:



A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the

street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about

3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and

then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response:



"Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, I'll give

you two dollars. Everybody wins."