Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
"You're not all...
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A boy was at a public pool. The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, ''Hey! Don't ...
Jonny and Tommy where hot one summers day.
The boys decided to go swimming. They went to ...
A guy was staying in a fancy hotel and was enjoying the pool when the manager told him to get ou...
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.
At the public pool
Mom/Dad Jokes
225 hits|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," th...
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the...
Everybody's doing it
Situations
53 hitsThis bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the...
A pool table?
Kids Jokes
101 hits|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?...
On the pool table, you put the balls in the hole and the stick stays out.
...Pool table
General / Unsorted jokes
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Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls....Pool table
Miscellaneous
94 hitsYour mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls....
An elderly economics professor is standing at the shallow end of the campus pool. A Coed is stan...
Incident at the old swimming pool
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I'm sure I've mentioned tha...
You might be a redneck if you pee in the pool... off the highdive!...
You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."
Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you ...Idiot and fool jokes
More Jokes
135 hitsA man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was...
To Drown
Miscellaneous
121 hitsQ: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallo...
A man walks into a pool hall with a monkey on his shoulder. He approaches a table to play a game...
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when any of your children were born!...Humor jokes
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201 hitsTwo women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- ...
Shooting pool
Love and marriage jokes
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Taking a phone call in her bedroom, a woman replies, "That's OK honey. No problem. I hope you ha...blonde and a pool table
Blonde jokes
82 hits
how is a blonde and a pool table alike?
you put in fifty cents and they rack your balls...Blonde jokes
More Jokes
50 hitsQ. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch an...
To Drown
Blonde jokes
132 hits
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the poo...To Drown
Blonde jokes
114 hits
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
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General Halftrack called down to the motor pool. A sleepy voice answered, "Hullo."
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A number of years ago, a wealthy Texas rancher had a daughter who was about marrying age. But th...Humor jokes
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158 hitsWhat did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels....
Dare to Swim
Miscellaneous
56 hitsOnce there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his ...
Yo mama is like a pool table. 50 cents and she'll rack your balls....Redneck Pool Table
Redneck jokes
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You might be a redneck if you were conceived, born and taught on a pool table....25 Fun Pool Activities
Miscellaneous
46 hits1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met. 2) Tell th...
Dare to Swim
General / Unsorted jokes
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Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of ...
*Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met. <...The swimming contest.
Miscellaneous
78 hitsThree guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And the third ...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.
The first has no arms.
The s...Parent jokes
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145 hitsThe lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone kno...
Tough guy eh?
Miscellaneous
83 hitsA man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's ...
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of hi...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.
The first has no arms.
The...Marriage jokes
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138 hitsOnce there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of...
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back sh...
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back sh...Humor jokes
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144 hitsOnce there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at ...
