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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will ...

A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying: If your paren...

A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.



Which is tanta...

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn...

Two small children are peeking through their parents' slightly ajar, bedroom door, as one says t...

Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted a...

Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...



A child will not spill on a dirty floor.<...

If your parents didn't have children,
chances are you won't either....

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. Clarence Da...

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His fathe...

You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers f...

Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of
every attempt to t...

1. You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the ...

Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask ...

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil ...

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The De...

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.

Motherhood: If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour...

Thick oatmeal. Rarely found on American tables as
children now have the right to sue t...

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her fat...

I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David...

One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hai...

One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you thin...

There were these three American Indians sitting around this campfire one night, discussing where...

Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents' bedroom. He go...

An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. "How...

one day there was a jewish boy who failed in math.His parents decided to send him to all the gre...

DUMB WAITER:
one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK:
the ine...

I worked as an orientation leader at Northern Illinois University this past summer. I was respon...

You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You...

You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce...

In response to the request for "kids growing up" stories, here's one
told to me many year...

A Jewish kid is sent to a Jewish school by his parents.





Afte...

One day a little boy walked in on his parents doing it and asked what
they were doing. The...

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after cl...

A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any more...

On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good...

A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any ...

A man marry one of three sisters.

Unfortunatelly, within a year or so she dies and ...

A man marry one of three sisters.

Unfortunatelly, within a year or so she dies and ...

Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The...

John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one d...

Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned
somewhere.

Republicans for...

The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in ...

My parents were so poor they got married for the rice....

Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation lost all ...

Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?



A polis...

A young boy was in grade four and was having a terrible time with his math.

His paren...

A young boy was in grade four and was having a terrible time with his math.

His paren...

At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Mr. Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson. It...