jokes on miracle

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education....

I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!...

A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get...

A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get...

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Miracle on
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mi...

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what t...

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what t...

A woman starts dating a married doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't kno...

Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full l...

What are the two main ingredients in Viagra?

Fix-A-Flat and Miracle Grow....

Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!'...

What do you call a 90-year-old man who can still masturbate?



Miracle whip!...

It was the only time that 12 adults could get Michael off....

There is no problem a good miracle can't solve....

Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?
A: Because lawyers use their personalities for bir...

First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and...

At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey,"...

First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leakin...

Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth...

The discovery that Bush's resting heart rate is 43 has led some observers to speculate that this...

At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new mir...

My wife saw these in the current Business and Finance so maybe they're
not that new. (USA...

At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new...

The last thoughts, and percentages of brain capacity

10% The prof. never covered th...

Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?
A: The same reason the...

TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA'S SECRET10. Does this come in children's sizes...

TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA'S SECRET

Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. Af...

Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.

Don't force it, get a larger hammer.

One morning, two 80-year-old men sat talking over the weather and the latest in medical science,...

Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christm...

Not to long ago a blonde woman I know had a near death experience that has changed her forever. ...

"Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashe...

In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the S...

The Stocking Stuffer
Prancer and Dancer Meet Lancer
Live On Stage! Bob Cratchitt and...

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day ...

Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle ...

What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine?

Don King.

Following t...

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.

The doctor advised that she run...

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.
The doctor advised that she run 10 ...

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.

The doctor advised that she ru...

A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, "Doctor, I...

A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say,"Docto...

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy's wife, refusing ...

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way ...

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A: Ask your Mom.

Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we ...