jokes involving fruits or vegetables

1. Slowly begin
to reintroduce harmful foods. Suggestions are potato chips, pizza...

La Machine....vegetables...vvrrrrr...La Machine....fruits...vvrrrrr...La Machine....little children....

|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the V...

A farmer goes to the industry with two fruits that he invented. The farmer gives the man one of ...

There were three men who were lost in the forest. Cannibals then captured them. The cannibal kin...

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by cannibals. The cannibal ...

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then captured by cannibals. The cann...

One day, three men were walking through the jungle when they were captured by cannibals. They w...

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body, and you have bo...

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Don`t think that you`re thinki...

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?...

A young couple have just got married and are wandering through the countryside
looking fo...

3 guyz get captured by canibals and the canibals took the 3 guyz 2 the king canibal deep within ...

Three
men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibal...

Harry and Bert two intrepid explorers are walking through the jungle, when suddenly they are set...

So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and b...

So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them a...

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege...

Barbeque is the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers
to do suc...

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing --------------------------------- It's the only type of cooking a "...

A: Because that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables....

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these thin...

Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts...

The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak...

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The ...

I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister left me alone in a restaurant with ...

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous...

|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated th...

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Why are there 5 syllables in ...

A guy asks a LA girl out on a date aft...

Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill ...

Q. Why did Terri Schivo's husband find a girlfriend?

A. He doesn't like to eat ve...

I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
"So many channels. ....

I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
"So many channels. . ...

Overheard on unidentified radio station. Humorous sketch involving reporter
and senator (...

A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. T...

|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous stat...

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!...

Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan...

A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountain...

A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountain...

Why do Mexicans drive around in Low Riders?


- So they can drive and pick ve...

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise by buying her a bra. He entered...

|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs...

|Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ...

Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:

A gelatin mold...

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our sto...

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stom...

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra. He entered a la...