jokes greek wedding

Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies off the bride!...

Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies off the bride!...

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?With a Crowbar!!!!!...

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says...

What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new last name....

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!...

A young Greek man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get mar...

Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding, and one says, "It's ridiculous! Sure, ...

An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic. TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-...

An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic. TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-ri...

Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you are the groom.How many showers is the bri...

A man goes into a little neighborhood pub, and when he sits down, he notices a beautiful woman s...

Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you are the groom.

A Jew, a Greek and an Irishman were killed in a car accident.

When they got to heaven, b...

The following is an Italian wedding invitation:

,2 da wedding

Rosa Mr.

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are str...

A friend of mine claims this happened to a friend of hers:

She had a wedding to go...

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the
following people ...

The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of ...

The following of course comes from the anthropology section of the National
Geographic li...

What happens when you have :



2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French m...

What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2German ...

In a small Alabama town, almost everybody was excited about
the wedding that was coming u...

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
...

(From a Canadian Engineer who hasn't seen the likes of a true "Engineering
Humor Publicat...

|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter"...

Do you already have a child?

During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/prie...

As supposedly reported on CNN:

Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin'...

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it....

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 ...

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
<...

Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it's other 100 euros who is g...

The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great tim...

This joke's about the Jewish orthodox, conservative and reform movements. You have to know a bit...

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: "M...

AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a w...

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question...

Cigarette problems

At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's...

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dress...

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

... one drunk...

"Will I be the first to do this to you?" he whispered to his bride on their wedding night.
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A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of marriage. They received ...

What is a wedding tragedy?



To marry a man for love, and then find out h...

Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the followi...

Your wedding was held in the delivery room.

Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshen...

You know you're a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures....

A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?"
"Because they're...

A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of marriage. They recei...

What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money!...

|At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young...