jokes factory workers

During his recent visit to the UK Mikhail Gorbachev was taken on a tour of
a typical Brit...

|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At no...

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned ...

Something to ponder... Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?...

Something to ponder... Do the workers at the Lipton factory get a

coffee break?...

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At...

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At...

Q. Why can't blonds work at the M & M Factory?



A. They throw out all ...

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She kept throwing out all the "W"s!...

Q. Why can't blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out all the "W"s....

Three factory workers were needling a shy co-worker who just returned from his honeymoon.
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Three factory workers were needling a shy co-worker who just returned from his honeymoon.
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The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there ...

Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an M&M factory?

She kept throwing ou...

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?



A: For throw...

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?



A: She ke...

A blind man was walking down the road past a fish processing factory. Suddenly, he stopped, took...

There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain mis...

There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants,...

A factory foreman is walking through the work area, and notices that Kawolski isn't at his stati...

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris...

Did you know, I was reading about an enormous factory in the USA where there is only ONE MAN wor...

A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory. There had been a lot of thefts by the workers ...

Why don't Polish workers get a lunch break?

Because they'd ha...

YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS AT HALF MAST. THE POSTAL WORK...

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.At the first stop, he is ...

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, h...

A fellow is going on tour of a factory that produces various latex products.


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Employers across the country are complaining that laid-off Verizon workers are coming in looking...

The next time your co-workers get on your nerves & you have just had it with them, do what I do....

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1: 10. One to mix the dough...

The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives f...

The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives from ...

A large department store here had a sign in its jewellery section:

"EARS PIERCED: -...

In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions...

In the beginning was the Plan.



And then came the Assumptions.

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I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned. Yeah, they put the squeeze on me,...

Really Stupid People

A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record sh...

Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might off...

Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of ...

Because she was a plant eater!...

A
company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires
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A new company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined ...

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid t...

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.

This new boss is dete...

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to r...

Terrorists blow up a celluloid factory...

No film at 11.

[Ed: Report...

Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story building. ...

Q: How many fat-cat factory owners does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The repla...

There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevato...