jokes diary

Entry 1

Dear Diary,

I'm so excited! Just got a job as an intern at the Whit...

After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. When Ma...

After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. When Ma...

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

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EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180
8:00 am - OH B...

My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps writing in her diary!...

My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps writing in her diary!...

WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congr...

425 b.c. Day One

Dear Diary,


First day at sea. Whew! Just ...

I am told that in the production of "The Diary of Anne Frank"
with Pia Zadora in the titl...

Dear Diary,

Monday:

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new hom...

Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals ...

The eminent acting teacher was telling his students about the worst actress he had ever seen. Sh...

DEAR DIARY....August 12
Moved to our new home in Canada. It's so beautiful here. The
m...

From The Guardian newspaper, diary section, 11th October.
(Diarist Andrew Moncur)
...

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavish...

Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...

by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2. The Torah as read by Louis...

Diary of an AOL User.

July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've he...

Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season an...

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Wind down your car window

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly o...

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavish...

DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the...

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavish...

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavish...

Day 752: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
dangling objects. They dine ...

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavish...

Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is th...

|Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Gam...

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavish...

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavish...

Day 1.



Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celeb...

Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Ca...

Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be ...

Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic...

Dear diary, there just aren't enough hours in the day get everything done in the office. For exa...

July 18
I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online servic...

|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can...

Alright, Stupid Office Tricks 2004. Let us know your scores. NO CHEATING. CONTACT US with detail...

Gags for the Office Drone Run one lap around the office at top speed
Groan out loud in the...

Office work dull?...None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?...Amuse yourself. Points are awa...

Office work dull?...



None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?......

For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club....

|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local heal...

For Christmas this year my wife purchased a week of private lessons at the local health club. Th...

Forwarded from a snow-bound friend in Washington

December 9

We woke to a ...

July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is the best
online ser...

July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is the best online service I ...

July 18 I just tried to connect to America Online.
I've heard it is the
best online...

Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you. --Joey Adams

Sex without love is an ...