jokes about winning

On a recent vacation, I came upon the following news item in
the March 15 Blue Springs, M...

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything....

A blonde goes into a room full of vending machines and she has lots o...

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs....

A blonde was standing in front of a coke machine she put in 50 cents and a coke came out. She se...

Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts...

Just when you thought you were winning the rat race

along come faster rats....

Just when you thought you were winning the rat race

along come faster rats.

A: Because she thought she was winning....

Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to in...

Good News To All Smokers



The International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Go...

If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescui...

What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?



Not ...

Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?



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[Saw this in the local comic strip "Adventures in Cartooning"]

Question on an appl...

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four...

~ Downsizing is good, right? Then let's fire Uncle Sam!





~ Put p...

What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!...

Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!...

Q: What's better than winning the Special Olympics? A: Not being retarded....

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four ele...

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following ...

During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm payi...

The winning entry in a competition to find the most unfriendly error message was this one, which...

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you ...

|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to at...

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to...

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following ...

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable ...

Why not modern Latin: VENI, VEDI, VISA - I came, I saw, I shopped.

If it's true that we a...

It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has deteriorated.

On the o...

|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. ...

A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner. He then stands up to thank ...

My Dearest Susan,

Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our ...

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four ...

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If most car accidents occur within five m...

My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagemen...

One day a blonde went up to a soda machine and put in her money, pushed a button and a soda came...

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's...

Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time You get to eat insect food lik...

In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde lo...

This is a completely hypothetical situation that must be answered according to your morals:

It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. So she went to the cok...

Here is a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but it may be interesting deci...

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amaz...

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke.

The blonde look...

A man takes his prize winning cat to the Vet. It had not been feeling well for the last few days...

|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in si...

A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in...