jokes about wine

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them ...

Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !...

"Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that ...

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them...

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what...

"Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what...

What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in a room with 50 women suffering ...

|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tr...

A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with...

What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in a room with 50 women suffer...

"Do you serve women at this bar?"

"No, sir, you have to bring your own."

Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what drinks were chosen. Thoug...

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine...

What is a Jewish American Princess's favorite wine?



I want to go to ...

How can there be self-help "groups"?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go wi...

You don't have to wine and dine a beer
If you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"...

Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age....

How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her Hug her Send her flo...

Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.

Port: Fancy wine.

Enter: C'mon in.

Rando...

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic ...

How To Impress a Woman:



Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her C...

A semi-crippled Libertarian came into a bar and with difficulty, hoisted his bad leg over the ba...

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little pic...

Wieners come in packs of ten, buns in packs of eight, beer in packs of six, presliced bologna co...

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic ...

What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"...

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !...

Jim, Jodi, and Sharon are real people, their last names have been withheld.

> D...

Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics when I'...

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why ...

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
...

Compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

lo...

There once was a lawyer who was so fanatical about his golf game that he used to play every day ...

A fella won a million and a friend asked him what he would do with it.

"Well," said t...

Drink at age...

17 ... Winecoolers

Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics whe...

Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It ...

 
AgeFAVORITE DRINK
16Wine Coolers
21White wine
30Red wine
45Dom P...

Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. ...

Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not real...

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chic...

Our beer,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be ...

a pope goes to a dinner party and sits at the main chair one of the person asks oh pope you divi...

Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will...

Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!...

How to impress a woman:
compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
k...

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,

The bartender got tired of hearing these five drunks arguing about who had the biggest dick.