Toilet Paper
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Whats dumb? Instructions on toilet paper.
Whats dumber than that? reading them.
jokes about reading
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Baby jokes
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72 hitsThree men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost sensel...
1) Light a candle on your roomie's, friend's, or relative's forehead while they are sleeping. Se...This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when hi...
An old woman was sitting in a park in Moscow reading a "Teach
Yourself Hebrew" book. A ...Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction m...
Various animal jokes
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46 hitsA hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two m...
Hungry Lion
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58 hitsA hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. O...
The very hungry lion
Pun Fun jokes
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two me...Hungry Lion
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two me...School jokes
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153 hitsTeacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil...
The essential difference
Animal World
51 hitsOne day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and ...
I was commuting from the Borough of Queens to my job in Manhattan. I'd finished reading the morn...
* Reading, Pa., county controller Judith Kraines complained at a commissioners' meeting in Janua...Zoo jokes
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58 hitsOne day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin...
This is an actual ad that appears in the June 97 issue of Dog Fancy:
Can Your Dog R...Mister Ed
General / Unsorted jokes
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Note: to fully appreciate this, you need to know about the 1960's television show, Mister Ed.
Ginny was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attract...A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst ou...
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag)?
A: "'...What causes arthritis?
Religion
53 hitsA man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest. The man's tie was stai...
A man is sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wi...Marriage jokes
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135 hitsThis man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when ...
Catholic tastes
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A bum got on a subway car. He smelled of cheap women and cheap wine. He was
dirty and ha...Arthritis
Miscellaneous
72 hitsA man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was sta...
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was st...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was sta...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was...
A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's ...
A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's ...Cause Of Arthritis
Religious jokes
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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.
The man's...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a
priest. The man's t...
A policeman, patrolling near midnight at a local parking spot, saw a couple inside with the dome...i got a referal
April Fools Jokes
305 hitsI never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So one day in 8th grade i asked one of ...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie w...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was...Arthritis
General / Unsorted jokes
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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was...
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drun...Arthritis
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drun...Drunk and Arthritis
Miscellaneous
44 hitsA drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's ...
Drunk and Arthritis
Bar jokes
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to...Drunk and Arthritis
Bar jokes
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drun...Arthritis
Religious jokes
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drun...Arthritis
Religious jokes
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day.
He sat down next to a priest. ...Arthritis
Doctor jokes
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drun...Drunk and Arthritis
Religious jokes
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The dr...She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major FDA food ...
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.
She conside...
