jokes about pigs

What is the difference between men and pigs?



Pigs don't turn into men w...

What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don't turn into men when they drink....

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After
several weeks, he...

A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting pregnant. He called a vet and asked what...

A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting pregnant. He called a vet and asked what...

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After
several weeks...

Irv Cohen was tired of the rat race of New York City. He decided to move to the peace and quiet ...

If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take thr...

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand. The data is later entered later...

Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tre...

When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in....

|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a...

How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?



No...

Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig.

How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let the bitch do it by her...

A New Jersey farmer mowed down a 60-foot-wide swastika someone had hacked out in his cornfield.<...

Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig.

What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink....

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later b...

There were three little pigs named Shutup, Stupid, and Trouble, and they were driving a car thro...

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a...

|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a fa...

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a...

Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each ...

Do Pigs have Pen Pals?...

President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Ai...

(My friend Brad in NYC told me this one yesterday.)

There was once a man from the ...

There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farm...

President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board ...

Q: How many male chauvinists Pigs does it take to open a can of beer?

A: None - that b...

President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Fo...

Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each ...

Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with...

At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and wor...

The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each ar...

Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The ...

Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. ...

Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. ...

|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clo...

There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. ...

There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. ...

There were three pigs and a blonde in a bar. The first pig asks: are blonde's really stupid?

I lived in DC when I was young, and dad used to take us on weekend
trips south into the C...

There were three pigs.

The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and...

Three Little Pigs walked into a resterant one day.The Waiter asked them what they wanted for Din...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order."I ...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order."I would...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.

The waiter comes and takes their dri...

Little Jimmy's father always used to tell him bedtime stories. Being the quick-witted fellow tha...

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