jokes about pharmacy companies

Seven Software Companies Added To "Watch List"

New York -- People for Ethical Treat...

Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forg...

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His ...

What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine?

Don King.

Following t...

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?"
<...

This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.

The pharmacist, tr...

There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived. When he died, they b...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...

There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived. When he died, th...

|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST"New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- People for the Ethical Treat...

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he star...

People for Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today
that more software compani...

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he ...

Man standing was the pharmacy counter finishing up on his purchase, while the next ...

A middle aged woman is hitchhiking along a highway. A guy in an 18 wheeler stops for her and sho...

Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...

A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of h...

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They w...

A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating
with the ...

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. Th...

A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the...

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, s...

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rai...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...

No more calls from insurance companies....

American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a d...

Sell them to HP....

A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The ph...

The pharmacist replies "that'll be 6 bucks plus tax"

"Tacks!?" the guy says, "In my country th...

Told to me by my mother, who owned a pharmacy in Tennessee, in 1950.

A fellow with...

A blonde walks into a pharmacy before having sex.

She says to the guy behind the coun...

(From: Greg Ryding)

Time: Early Sixties. Place: Yourtown, USA

A you...

The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives f...

The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives from ...

The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly ...

There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into...

A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do y...

Your kids LIKE the Arch Deluxe hamburger at McDonalds.

You think the tobacco companies ha...

|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and...

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I...

There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack ...

Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to t...

This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She sa...

A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling pre...

A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling...

This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you co...

[Overheard in a restaurant]

It seems that all of those secret police guys in East ...

This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said yo...

A duck walks into a pharmacy waddles up to the prescription counter
and rings the bell. ...