jokes about pharmacy

Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forg...

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His ...

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?"
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This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.

The pharmacist, tr...

There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived. When he died, they b...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...

There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived. When he died, th...

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he star...

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he ...

Man standing was the pharmacy counter finishing up on his purchase, while the next ...

A middle aged woman is hitchhiking along a highway. A guy in an 18 wheeler stops for her and sho...

Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...

A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of h...

A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating
with the ...

A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the...

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, s...

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rai...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...

A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The ph...

The pharmacist replies "that'll be 6 bucks plus tax"

"Tacks!?" the guy says, "In my country th...

Told to me by my mother, who owned a pharmacy in Tennessee, in 1950.

A fellow with...

A blonde walks into a pharmacy before having sex.

She says to the guy behind the coun...

(From: Greg Ryding)

Time: Early Sixties. Place: Yourtown, USA

A you...

There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into...

A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do y...

There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack ...

Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to t...

This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She sa...

A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling pre...

A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling...

This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you co...

This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said yo...

A duck walks into a pharmacy waddles up to the prescription counter
and rings the bell. ...

Robert Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of fifty years suggested one day, "Why ...

A guy opens his packed lunch that his wife made for him that morning. He takes a bite of the san...

Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife's request to buy her some tampons. About an hour later he comes...

Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife's request to buy her some tampons. About an hour later he c...

A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We ...

A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.

A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy count...

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he...

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and as...

Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathi...

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles...the salesgirl notices him and a...

2 old ladies were outside smoking and one of the ladies put a condom on her cigarette before lig...

As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out. The next day, the same perfor...

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he ...

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was...

Three years ago, after my divorce, I found myself
in the position of having to buy condoms, ...