jokes about ice cream

Guy's walking down the street when he sees a sign in front of a store that says, "Any flavored I...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!<...

This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream...

This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream. Th...

Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get the...

Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.

The girl lobster suggested that the boy l...

Q: What do you get when you mix lesbians and ice cream?

A: A Klondike Bar!
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|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela,...

A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezue...

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the do...

Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting...

A lady walked into a convenience store and asked the clerk for a pint of chocolate ice cream.

This couple was getting ready to go to bed and when the husband came in from the bathroom his wi...

In a small town in California there lived two boys, Shut-up and Trouble. These boys were friends...

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. ...

A man had a problem, there was a red ring around his dick. He was really worried so he went to t...

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went up an...

This penguin goes to get his car fixed, and the mechanic tells him it'll take about an hour. So ...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream so...

An old man hobbled into an ice cream parlor. With some difficulty, he sat on a stool and ordered...

John: Knock Knock
Ron: Who's There
John: Ice Cream Soda
Ron: Ice Cream Soda Who
John...

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, ...

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
...

This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anyth...

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This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anything ...

You need to have a British sense of humor (ahem - that would be humour) to fully understand this...

A seal thought he would take a break from the beach, and decided to go for a drive. He was happi...

Two old men suffering from long term memory loss were sitting on the steps of the old-age home w...

A
teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting
...

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, ho...

Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!...

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, ho...

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed
anti-wrinkle cream on her face."Why...

Ben & Jerry's new Israeli ice cream flavors:


Wailing Walnut


Mo...

Top ten names for Ben & Jerry's new Presidential ice cream:
10. Impeach-Mint
9. Candy Pant...

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!...

Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream...

On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me Lox, bagels and some cream cheese
...

One day an Indian, English, and Polish guy all wanted to get blow jobs.
So they decided ...

There was a penguin that was driving his car on a hot summer day, and his car broke down, luckil...

A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start...

A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup...

A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some."How hard i...

Frequently, I get a strip of coupons or other
promotional items from a little printer at t...

On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me

Lox, bagels and some cream chee...

An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor ...

The Eight Days of Hanukkah



On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gav...

|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their docto...

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their ...