jokes about cheese

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Who's there?
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Q. What do you call cheese thats not yours?

A. notcho(not your) cheese
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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?





A: Nacho Cheese

A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They show him their papers, b...

A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stops

them. They show hi...

A teacher of a language class calls upon three of her students (all boys) and tells them to make...

Once there three male dogs who set eyes on a beautiful female poodle. They all rushed over to he...

WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISNT YOURS?

NACHO CHEESE!...

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-look...

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking f...

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-lookin...

The taco Bell chihuahua dog, a doberman, and a bulldog all walk into a bar. A female collie the...

The taco Bell chihuahua dog, a doberman, and a bulldog all walk into a bar. A...

A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and runs them down. They show him their ...

|What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!...

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog, are in a doggie bar having a drink when a goo...

There was an englishman irishman and a scotsman who worked on a buildin site.

A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and runs them down. They show him their ...

|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!...

A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to ...

What do you call stolen cheese?...

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !...

what is the diffrence between a jew and a cheese pizza?

A friend of Stevie Wonder bought him a cheese grater for Christmas. A few weeks later the chap m...

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!...

The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can...
Don't make me choose....

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !...

How are a blonde's legs like cheese wiz? They're both useless unless they're spread!...

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need...

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

What makes cheese so confidential that...

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - "Thats the most violent book I...

There was a little piece of Jewish cheese


and when he gave a big Jewish sneeze<...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:-------------------------------------| C...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:



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On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me Lox, bagels and some cream cheese
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the pian...

EDAM cheese (made backwards is edam)...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:


Che...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:----------------------------...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:------------------------...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

A man walks into a bar and sees a sign .


cheese rolls $2.00


h...

"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What d...

|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the...

On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me

Lox, bagels and some cream chee...

I recently tried some of these new 'flavoured' condoms. I bought one of each flavour they had, and t...

Three rabbis were talking over a regular Sunday morning breakfast get-together.


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The Eight Days of Hanukkah



On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gav...

A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor ...

A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and ...