jokes about americans

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, or four, or...No, ...

Why don't African-Americans like aspirin?

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Why don't African-Americans like aspirin?

10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you all this time. These two beautiful twin daught...

Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to stand on the l...

Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to replace it and o...

Here's the final
word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth af...

Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they decid...

· Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
· Canadians: Are rather i...

Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they d...

Ausssies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look ou...

Bale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena Bale a tu cuer...

Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 250,000,000, one to change it...

Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I don't know exactl...

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorit...

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

It's a dog eat dog wo...

10 Things People Around the World Learn About Americans by Watching Baywatch1. American men and wome...

10 Things People Around the World Learn About Americans by Watching Baywatch


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|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant ab...

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.

Canadians: Are rather i...

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.

Canadians: Are rath...

This is an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast ...

Transcript of the actual radio conversation of a us naval ship with Canadian autorities off the ...

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a U.S. naval
ship with Canadian...

This is the actual radio conversation of a US navy ship with Canadian
authorities off the ...

|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities...

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorit...

Here are some jokes from foreign countries that often bear the brunt of many
American jok...

This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with
Canadian authorities off the co...

1. American men and women spend 15% of their days running in slow motion along the beach.2. Amer...

A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally ...

A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was fina...

During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was ...

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the...

Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look o...

|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the us...

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the...

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the...

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the...

A guy walks into a bar and notices a good looking blonde sitting alone at the bar. He wanders ov...

Three guys were taking needles, two Americans and an [ethnic] guy.
The first American take...

Hi Gigglers:

For the past two months I haven't had very much time to submit anythin...

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, const...

Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 170. One to send the...

The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new...

A feeling common to most Canadians is that Americans, when met
individually, can be so li...

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my potential-acquaintance-abu...

2 men are sitting in a Bar, talking about space travelling

"We, Americans, can easi...

This is supposedly a true story from a recent Defence Science Lectures
Series, as related ...

|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do y...

A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So he goes off to Poland and as...