joke on bath

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need anothe...

there was a man in the bath and is son came in the bathroom and said dad let me sleep in the bat...

What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath....

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he as...

Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the ...

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap...

A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath."Mama," he asked, "...

When the police came up tp this man and sayed"u cant go fishing her" the man sayed" im not im gi...

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !...

How does a man take a bubble bath?



He eats beans for dinner....

You consider your annual bath one too many.

You wore a baseball cap to the opera.

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Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders be...

What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is ...

How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner....

Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks....

Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway....

Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally....

Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !...

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !...

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?...

Why do men take showers instead of baths? Pissing in the bath is disgusting....

A great Soviet general was once asked by his adjutant, "Comrade General,
what is the mean...

Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the ...

Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one ...

Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway....

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed....

A man goes to the doctor and he finds out that he is very ill and only has a few weeks to live. ...

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear....

Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom)....

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. ...

Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a pl...

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang.The man got out...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The wate...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come
across a lake. T...

Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rust...

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.



Just as he became comfortable, the...

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.



Just as he became comfortable, the do...

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.

Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell ra...

When the milkman found a note on one of his customer'sdoors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usu...

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a b...

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !...

A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom...

A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about ...

What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub....

For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey. He chose to ...

Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you...

The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright i...

Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is....

A young lady had just emerged from a hot bath when the door bell rang. Dripping wet, she ran to ...