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What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica...

There is a Mama lion, a Daddy lion & a Baby lion. The mama lion & the daddy lion were having a l...

A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it ne...

A mercenary preacher was traveling back from a mission of peace through the jungle when all of a...

A mercenary preacher was traveling back from a mission of peace through the jungle when all of a...

Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.One guy ever so...

Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey an...

One day a lion was walking around the jungle sad and lonely, when he spotted a monkey up in a tr...

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monke...

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monke...

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monke...

Two hunters on safari in Africa decide to take a lion. When they find some lion prints, they are...

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter,...

One day, the lion, the mighty king of the jungle make new law: "Animals not allowed drink alcoho...

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great h...

A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...

A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind hi...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lion!
Lion who?
Lion down
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lio...

A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind hi...

Q: What's the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson?

A: An african lio...

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla t...

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. O...

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two me...

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two me...

What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?



Meals on Wheel...

What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?

Meals on Wheels!...

What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on Wheels!...

One fine day Mister Rabbit goes running around the forest.



He sees a giraf...

A man has a new job as a zookeeper. The head zookeeper tells him that if an animal dies round he...

Q: What's the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african lion is an african li...

wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer." The other replies, "Th...

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."

The ot...

Heard this on an NPR distinguished speaker lecture this afternoon:

This Christian ...

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street perf...

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street per...

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money
as a stre...

|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A ...

What's the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson?

One's an African lion, and the other's ...

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !...

What's the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson?

One's ...

When a lion escapes from a circus in Africa, how do they know when
they've caught the righ...

Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !...

...when he stumbles Upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, ?Giraffe m...

It seems that when God was making the world, He called man over and bestowed upon him 20 years o...

|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lio...

After seeing footage from the new movie "The Lion King," I want to dedicate a movie to Bill Clin...

When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !...

|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is ...

It seems that when God was making the world, He called Man over & bestowed upon him 20 years of ...