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Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took off his pants and...

Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took off his pants and thre...

After the annual office party, John woke up with a headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable ...

One afternoon this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the...

Q: How do you crash a houseboat party?

A: You just barge in!

Q: What happ...

A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After t...

A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After t...

Slightly below average: Stupid.

Spends extra hours on the job: Miserable home life.
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This guy enters a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looked lik...

Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it....

|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the ...

Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down t...

This guy enters a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looked lik...

Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", h...

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is ...

It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it....

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainm...

The male bodybuilder eyed a gorgeous female lifting weights in the gym. He ambled over and said,...

The male bodybuilder eyed a gorgeous female lifting weights in the gym. He ambled over and said,...

One day, a blonde and a brunette were out for a ride in the blonde's new car. Suddenly, some jer...

Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in ...

this guy walked into a lounge, and this was one of those type of guys that's bold and rude and w...

On the twelfth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,

12 reasons to cancel,
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You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell." Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you ...

Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arro...

A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid. To his surprise her ears...

This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a...

Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an ...

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the d...

'Two men are in a bar on the 23rd floor of a building.One man says to the other ''There is somet...

Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enoug...

This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking f...

This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking f...

This guy is sitting in his living room surfing the channels on the television. All of a sudden, ...

The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Ever...

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari...

For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the thi...

There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building,...

There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, wit...

For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!



Grant me ...

Mrs. Cohen, the buxom, sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes ...

|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari...

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.

9. He's won the Publish...

A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this...

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. A few minutes later he says, to no one in particular...

A guy calls home from work and a strange woman answers the phone. The guy says, "Who is this?" "...

A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers.

The guy says,...

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!...

I got this joke from a gentle soul from South Africa:

A couple of old ladies are si...

A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the la...