joke horses

For all those serious Maths buffs ... lemmas and theorems!

1. Lemma: All horses are...

Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got h...

A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell them apart. So she asked her neighbor for advice....

A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell them apart. So she asked her neighbor for advice....

A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go's on and there is Bill ...

Nit "Hey"
Wit "Hay is for horses"
Nit "Aren't you glad your a jackass?"...

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
So they don't crap on the street dur...

A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell them apart. So she asked her neighbor for advice....

Just after the biggest horse race of the year, the horses that came 2nd and 3rd meet up and disc...

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "w...

Some people just seem to have a lot of luck. A friend of mine is one of those card players who c...

Jon bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that he cu...

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says that wh...

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar t...

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks,...

A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she ...

A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go's on and there is Bill Clin...

Mitch, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak away to the race track.

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In th...

|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the l...

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In ...

Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money in racing. Says Banta, "H...

A guy goes to the Farmer to buy a horse. He give the farmer the money and says that he will be a...

A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, t...

A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to...

A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them apart. So she asks the farme...

There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. ...

A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what t...

|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys...

There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. ...

During a traffic stop a police officer is swatting at a fly that is circling around his head, an...

There is this dumb blonde who likes animals, but is kind of afraid of horses. She still likes h...

A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that ...

A blond bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that h...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says... "Why the longface?"...

This big rough lookin cowboy walks into the bar. He orders up bottle after bottle of rottgutt li...

A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He thought he would show his city-s...

A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.

He thought he woul...

A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a horse. The owner of the farm takes...

A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a horse. The owner of the farm takes him...

A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a horse. The owner of the farm takes...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says... "Why the long

face?"...

Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don't disgrace thems...

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the...

What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball....

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot...

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!...

What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!...

Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!...

Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!...