joke english

|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far mor...

An irate father stormed into the principal's office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my so...

Once upon in air india flight, one Indian man and a English man were traveling, the indian man g...

(the way I heard it...)

At the beginning of World War II, the English were helping ...

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A do...

|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A doubl...

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an Engl...

an english man an irish man and a jewish man decide they want to become police men so the englis...

A Sardarni competed with a French woman and an English woman in the Breast Stroke division of an...

Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?
A: One is ...

(Forwarded by an English buddy who lives in Scotland)

Donald MacDonald from the Isl...

|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are dr...

Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?
A: I'll tell you when I meet one....

There was this English Man, Scotch Man and an Irish Man going for a job interview.

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Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Aginc...

Can there be, when you think about it, a more improbable sentiment than
"Get fucked!" We ...

An Englishman was recently asked about the differences between
English and American people. <...

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell ...

In the middle of a gynecology conference, an English and a French gynecologist are discussing va...

One day an Indian, English, and Polish guy all wanted to get blow jobs.
So they decided ...

The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to teach Ebonics in such lefti...

|The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Le...

Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around...

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, propo...

There was a scotish man, a english man and a irish man, one day at work they were having there l...

Two men, moderately proficient in Yiddish, were lamenting the fact that there are Yiddish expres...

An application for a wedding license in this morning's paper lists Patricia English and Richard ...

Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called a secretary in t...

What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?



M...

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used t...

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used t...

Where I work we have a policy of posting all notices in bilingual format,
English and Fre...

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the
following people ...

What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings "Hey, Hey, yo...

Banta singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam...

'Beauty and der Beast' and similar kinds of texts, where English is enriched by German words and...

'Beauty and der Beast' and similar kinds of texts, where English is enriched by German words and...

Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit."Do you have anything to declare?" ...

The professors of mathematics and physics were staring away at the flag pole in front of the fro...

Heard this on one the radio this morning by some stand-up English comedian ...

"I'l...

An Oxford philosopher was giving a lecture on the philosophy of language at Columbia University,...

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went t...

The following of course comes from the anthropology section of the National
Geographic li...

A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a...

Avram Kaplowitz goes to his favorite kosher restaurant on the Lower East side to have a _bissel_...

A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a for...

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neith...

Euro-English The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached ...

There was an Asian lady who married an English gentleman and moved to London. The poor lady was ...

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used t...