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Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a Bar Room and the o...

Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?

Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?

A. Ones ...

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.

ARROGANT FART= When yo...

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.ARROGANT FART= When you think ...

|What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other...

|Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and ...

|What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrink...

One day the elephant and the ant went to play hide and seek in the
Jungle. It was the ele...

|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 t...

|What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on ...

|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if ...

|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get...

An ant is walking through the woods and comes upon a huge hole. At the bottom
of the hol...

|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a r...

An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in
her foot. She is in ab...

An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in

her foot. She is ...

One day an elephant steps on a mouse. The elephant says that he will do anything to make up for ...

There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting old and a new, young challenge...

Speaking of elephants...

Once upon a time, there were five blind men who had the o...

There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting old and a new, young chall...

|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call yo...

Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A...

An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and...

One day there was an ant and an elephant walking down a street.

The ant fell into a...

Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirt...

Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirt...

Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?

A: Sir.



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An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, ...

There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn't afford to feed it. He'd ...

There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn't afford to feed it. H...

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? ...

There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn't afford to feed it. H...

|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fi...

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill...

A man recently bought a bull elephant for 50 grand. He decided to make big bucks out of the elep...

|Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a...

An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot. She is in absolute agony...

|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it ...

This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a look at an elephant and the...

Hickory Dickory Dock, An elephant ran up the clock, The clock is being repaired.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, An elephant ran up the clock, The clock is being repaired.

Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do you get if you take an elep...

An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he
squished many little ants. ...

Q - Why do elephants travel in herds?

A - Because is they traveled in flocks they migh...

Q - Why do elephants travel in herds?

A - Because is they traveled in flocks they migh...

Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?

A: Optimistic!

Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q: What do ...

-How do you get down from an elephant?You don't. You get down from a duck.-Why did the elephant pain...

21. ELETELEPHONY



once there was an elephant

who tried to be...