Impossible!
General / Unsorted jokes
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A man was strolling along the Beaches area in East Toronto when he spotted a bottle floating in ...
General / Unsorted jokes
62 hits
A man was strolling along the Beaches area in East Toronto when he spotted a bottle floating in ...
Miscellaneous
50 hitsThree cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire smoking, dri...
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire smoking,...
Bar jokes
36 hits
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of eac...
More Jokes
49 hitsAfter being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "...
A Belgian walked through the forest when he heard a cry for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a t...
A Belgian walked through the forest when he heard a cry for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a t...
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of eac...
Jewish jokes
65 hits
It was several weeks before Pesach. I had 12 bottles of whiskey in my cellar that my wife instru...
Did you hear the one about the alcoholic who was stranded on a desert island?
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General / Unsorted jokes
32 hits
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of eac...
Jewish jokes
76 hits
There was an amazing accident involving a Rabbi and a Priest. The cars are completetly shaterred...
Miscellaneous
55 hitsA young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny ...
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy....
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring ...
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the t...
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his...
Political jokes
44 hits
A man walking down the beach sees an old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle t...
Drunks
81 hitsThe Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by myw...
Miscellaneous
46 hitsA man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to am...
Naughty jokes
29 hits
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle t...
My dad found this on a bulletin board at work many years ago. My
sister recently found a...
General / Unsorted jokes
53 hits
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from t...
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are dr...
Political jokes
40 hits
Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach and picks it up ...suddenly a female genie appears fro...
Political jokes
59 hits
Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from...
Ethnic jokes
105 hits
It seems one day there was a Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan fishing in a boat in the middle of ...
More Jokes
167 hitsAn eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geez...
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you'd bette...
Miscellaneous
118 hitsWhat do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!...
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?
It's the one w...
A woman and man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally d...
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap....
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on? A: Because it...
Doctor jokes
39 hits
Two attorneys have planned to meet for lunch, but one of them shows up 30 minutes late.
T...
General / Unsorted jokes
113 hits
A woman and a man were involved in a car accident -- it was a bad one. Both of their cars were t...
Police Jokes
79 hits|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tr...
Police jokes
73 hits
A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with...
Gender humor jokes
164 hits
The Smarter Sex?
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a b...
General / Unsorted jokes
45 hits
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident but it's a bad one. Both of their cars are tota...
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a ...
A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled. They clim...
Blonde jokes
39 hits
A blonde was walking along the beach when she finds an old bottle floating in the water. The blo...
Blonde jokes
50 hits
A blonde was walking along the beach when she finds an old bottle floating in the water. The blo...
Religious jokes
57 hits
A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolishe...
Jewish jokes
67 hits
A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolishe...
A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolishe...
A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolishe...
A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were ...
General / Unsorted jokes
36 hits
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but ...