joke about success

Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through li...

Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through life. ...

Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through li...

Life's a test - and you're graded on a curve

At age 4, success is...not peeing in ...

Glyme's Formula for Success: The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you'v...

Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds. After climbing the fi...

Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds. After climbing th...

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan....

There are two rules for success in life:

Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you...

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do...

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us woul...

The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that you've got it made....

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds.
As any of...

Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know....

Success is the active process of making your dreams real and inspiring others to dream. - James...

If 'success' consisted simply of not taking chances, then 'glory' would be at the disposal of th...

The road to to success is always under construction....

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view....

If the probability of success is not almost one, it is very near zero....

A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder dis...

Seems that there was a noted gardener who was famous for his wonderful tomato plants. As would h...

Seems that there was a noted gardener who was famous for his wonderful tomato plants. As would h...

So, this guy walks into a bar and tries without success to hit on several women. The bartender, ...

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success....

There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1 - Don't tell people everything you know....

There are two rules for success in life:

Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you ...

It is not sufficient to be a success; it is also necessary for your friends to be failures....

The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work....

One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?"



"The opera...

One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?""The operation was a success, but the pa...

A teen-aged boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, "...

O'Reilly's law of the kitchen: Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Lieberman's law: Everybo...

O'Reilly's law of the kitchen: Cleanliness is next to impossible.

Lieberman's law: Ever...

The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher probability of its success....

Geologists do not dress for success unless they are trying to convince others that they are goin...

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure....

A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, t...

Boyle's Laws: (1) The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomi...

The circus manager looked at the tiny man who had applied for the job of animal trainer. "Aren't...

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out wi...

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

It is said that if you lin...

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and we...

The Clinton Health Plan has the:

1. Simplicity of the IRS.

2. Results of rent cont...

What's long and hard and excites a girl whenshe's finally lucky enough to get on it?The road to succ...

You're right; we're billing way too much for this.
Bet you I can go a week without saying ...

|A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accus...

During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Admin...

A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client ac...

During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Adminis...

Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress everyone with his success. He decided to measure the ...