What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door fo...
jehovah witnesses
Did you hear about the lawyer who was solicited to be a Jehovah's Witness?
He re...Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he had...
Entering into Heaven
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A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Methodis...Entering into Heaven
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83 hitsA man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Pet...
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134 hitsA man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist....
The comment yesterday reminded me of my encounter with disciples of Jehovah. The encounter was v...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian Universalist?Someone who kno...Knowing the facts
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50 hits|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a tria...
What do you get when
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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?
Someone who knoc...Religious jokes
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125 hitsQ. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he...
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123 hitsDid you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he...
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138 hitsQ. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garde...
The Witness
General / Unsorted jokes
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness with an atheist?
A: A person who ...
Q: What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angel?
A: Someon...
None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses....College jokes
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49 hitsArvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. ...
Did you hear about the
Ethnic jokes
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Did you hear about the [ethnic] who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness?
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165 hits"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were....
Some Short Ones...
Doctor jokes
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A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said "Don't you know a cow wa...
Precious Lord, Take My Hand ... And Help Me Up
It Is Well with My Soul ... But My K...Car and train jokes
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43 hitsTwo cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red ...
How many Italians
Ethnic jokes
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How many Italians does it take to screw in the light bulb?
Three. One to screw i...
U heard each of the religions r having their own airplane companies now? Each with it's own mott...The high price of suede
Animal jokes
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A lady walked up to a man on the street and pointed at his suede jacket that he got for Christma...
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On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship...
On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-catt...Q: How many Kennedys
Lightbulb jokes
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Q: How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, at least until we get s...
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Aliens
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On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-catt...
Two trucks loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York...Aliens
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On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-catt...Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor...
Transylvania
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In this bloody place, witnesses in the Court of Dracula swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth...
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corr...Lawyer jokes
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147 hitsA lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's...
Tell what happened
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108 hits|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se...
TAOISMShit happens
HARE KRISHNAShit happens rama rama ding ding
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172 hitsThe policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole...
Come In
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45 hitsA Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, "Come In". ...
Telephone accident
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135 hits|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. S...
Telephone accident
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The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole...Come In
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A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, "Come I...A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no ...
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it's th...
10) Pretend you don't speak English.
9) Say “Hold on,” then scream to a non...|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, ...
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Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduat...
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Isl...
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
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