How to find the driver's state !! - General / Unsorted jokes (70015)





 














One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York



One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago



One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on

accelerator: Boston



One hand on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone in lap, brick on

accelerator: California*



* with gun also in lap: L.A.



Both hands on top of wheel, one foot on brake, watching pedestrians

cross against the light: San Francisco



One hand on the wheel, one hand drumming (with drum stick) on the

dash board, Lap top on top of the Dashboard, left foot tapping, right

foot on the accelerator, head bobbing from side to side: Silicon

Valley, listening to KEZR



Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in

terror: Ohio, but driving in Boston.



Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned

to talk to someone in back seat: Italy



Both hands praying to Gates, knee on wheel, cradling cell phone in

lap, foot on brake, mind on Win95 GUI: Seattle



Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly

checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from

their own or another's car: Colorado



One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand

waving a gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful

eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and

pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to

litter: Colorado resident on spotting a car with New York plates.