Hospital policy
Old Age jokes
64 hits
Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
However...
hospital
- Old Age jokes
64 hits
Hospital Mix Up
Naughty jokes
75 hits
A man was experiencing chronic infections so he took his urologist's advice and entered the hosp...
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operati...Hospital test
Foul Language jokes
42 hits
A modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the last tests has left his sy...
A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating tabl...Cat Hospital
Animal jokes
97 hits
Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?
A: To have a cat-scan done....
A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not
been in a hospital for several...The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upse...
Dash From Hospital
Tasteless jokes
48 hits
A doctor is standing in the hall of a hospital talking with a colleague when suddenly one of his...ride it to hospital!
Kids Jokes
63 hits|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital...
A few years ago, while riding home from school on my bicycle,
I had a bit of a problem; ...Hillbilly in Hospital
Redneck jokes
35 hits
A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an ...Doctor and nurse jokes
More Jokes
157 hitsA nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous...
Cosmetic Surgery
Miscellaneous
58 hitsA woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedar...
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily sys...F.B.I. phone logs
Police Jokes
56 hits|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G...
Not My Time!
Gender humor jokes
28 hits
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the opera...Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary sur...
Moe and Lenny are strolling home from shul one Saturday morning. Suddenly a cab speeds past, and...Pregnancies
General / Unsorted jokes
37 hits
The hillbilly woman went to the hospital to have her
first child. A year later she was back f...
The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report o...
The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report o...
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating...On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, franti...
Elderly Blonde
Miscellaneous
70 hitsShortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in...
The idiot drunk!
Miscellaneous
41 hitsAn extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his sy...
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doc...
Elderly Blonde
Blonde jokes
66 hits
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeare...A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t...
Mental Hospital
Tasteless jokes
57 hits
Dr. Jones, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital, is examining patients to see if t...John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep e...
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left hi...A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and...
An elderly Jewish man was admitted to the local hospital, which happened to be run by a Catholic...
An elderly Jewish man was admitted to the local hospital, which happened to be run by a Catholic...
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they w...Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat. While Jones i...
Mental health jokes
More Jokes
116 hitsAfter hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide att...
Looking for A Name
Miscellaneous
47 hitsThe new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth dressed in her robe and walked...
Mental Health Patient
Miscellaneous
47 hitsIt was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital. After unscre...
Wrinke Removal
Miscellaneous
50 hitsAn old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretc...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and ...
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth dressed in her robe and wa...
Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital, is examining patients to see if t...Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington
Mr. John Hinckley
St. Eli...
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they st...
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital. After un...A wonderful exercise
Sex
48 hitsA neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50's, had a relatively minorheart attack, and while he was in ...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don'...
