helicopter jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Hillbilly Helicopter crash?



A: The pilot got ...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the ...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled a...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled a...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all o...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled a...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled a...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled a...

A man stayed in his house as a flood engulfed his town. Two men in a
rowboat came to his ...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all o...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled a...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...

Why did the blonde helicopter pilot die?

Whe got cold, so she turned off that big...

One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how to fly a plane. The guy at the airport said ther...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the ...

mr cohen was a jewish g-dfearing man who always trusted Hashem.one day his house went on fire wh...

A man is drowning in the sea.''Help me, Lord,'' he cries.



Just then, a fis...

What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."...

GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the riv...

A business man urgently needed to talk to his star employee so he called him at home on a Saturd...

(I don't remember where I heard this, but I don't think it was in church...)

Durin...

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were cu...

It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose ...

A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get...

A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get...

Holy Man lives in a house close to the river. It rains for a couple days, the river comes up and...

There came a big flood, and the water around Bhola's house was rising steadily..


B...

Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts to thi...

Thought I'd pass along a grant proposal for important research. The following letter was receive...

Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter be...

(This allegedly really happened in Canada. I heard it from a
friend. After posting it i...

Your Mama is so fat, that when she wore a Malcolm X T-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on her! ...

The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery. All the air l...

You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with yo...

You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play wit...

One day there was this preacher and he was having his usual sermon when all of a sudden it start...

One day there was this preacher and he was having his usual sermon when all of a sudden it start...

It was flooding in California. As the flood waters were rising, a man was on the stoop of his h...

A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just so happened that a devoutle...

You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play wit...

A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just so happened that a devo...

The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery. All the a...

A wheelchair with pedals...
Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses...
A submarine with a screen...

In Virginia a helicopter was cruising fast at tree top level when the engine quit, too low to au...

1) The waterproof towel
2) Solar powered torch
3) Submarine screen door
...

1) The waterproof towel
2) Solar powered torch
3) Submarine screen door
...

There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying ...

The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine s...

The top 10 inventions by Blondes:



1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar pow...

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled h...