yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples!
yo mama soooo hary when u were born u got rug burn!!!
yo mama sooo hairy when she sees a bear she sings we r family!!!
yo mama soooo ugly that a blind man wouldnt have sex with her!!!
yo mama sooo ugly she makes the blind kids cry at the daycare!!!
yo mama so stupid she put a batery up her but and yelled ive got the power!!!
yo mama like a door nob every one get a turn!!
yo mama like a matress shes always laid!!!
yo mamas like block buster every one goes home happy!!
yo mama like a biycecle every ones riding her!!!
yo mama like a drum shes getting baned 24-7 !!!
yo mama sooo dumb when i said christmas is around the corner she went looking for it!!!
yo mama soo ugly she had to tie a steak to her neck to take the dog for a walk!!!
yo mama like a bowling ball she get picked up fingered and laid and always comes back for more!
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Yo Mama jokes
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