The Bus
General / Unsorted jokes
68 hits
A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at...
General / Unsorted jokes
68 hits
A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at...
I get up each morning, gather my wits
Pick up the paper, and read the obits.
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Animal jokes
76 hits
One day a little girl saw 2 dogs jumping on each other. She ran to her mother and said, "Mom, th...
Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?
A: He is stupid!...
Miscellaneous
73 hitsA Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug grin o...
Dear God,
Please make me more tactful.
By the way, I think Lucifer did a good job of overthr...
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Animal jokes
66 hits
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug gr...
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug g...
More Jokes
49 hitsHow does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it....
General / Unsorted jokes
54 hits
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What a...
Miscellaneous
81 hitsPatient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are y...
Miscellaneous
244 hitsWhile her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. "You know, honey," she said sweetly,...
More Jokes
148 hitsWhen the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told th...
Religion
77 hitsWhen the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the ...
She says, "Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clea...
More Jokes
59 hitsFor the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to atten...
Business Jokes
124 hits|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his rec...
Elderly Jokes
154 hits|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a...
A guy goes into a doctor's office and sits down in the waiting room. After a few minutes, he hea...
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway t...
More Jokes
41 hitsQ: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!...
One night, the Potato family - Mother Potato and her three daughters - sat down to dinner. Midwa...
Pun Fun jokes
113 hits
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway t...
General / Unsorted jokes
38 hits
I'm sure you could imagine,
It's as simple as can be,
The place is very comm...
Bar jokes
45 hits
This guy walked into a bar with a monkey on a string. He sat at the bar, and announced that the ...
More Jokes
49 hitsThere is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white fa...
Sally, an employee in a tech company, was having trouble with her computer.
So she ...
One night, the Potatofamily sat down to dinner. Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway th...
Relationships
54 hitsA man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pac...
General / Unsorted jokes
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Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little gi...
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had thi...
Miscellaneous
71 hitsOver the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it that he had to take a picture o...
Miscellaneous
43 hitsThree guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over...
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it that he had to take a pictu...
Blonde Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer.
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Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia.
On...
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with ...
Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer.
Miscellaneous
54 hitsThere was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why he ...
More Jokes
45 hitsYoung Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she cal...
General / Unsorted jokes
33 hits
Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in Arkansas,
and a detective goes into the coron...
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why...
General / Unsorted jokes
52 hits
A Hindu gets on a plane and sits next to a European.
As the plane takes off, he unr...
Two gentlemen were discussing the prospects of "looming" retirement. While one guy had lots of h...
Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in Alabama, and a detective goes into the coroner's ...
Two gentlemen were discussing the prospects of "looming" retirement. While one guy had lots of h...
Drunks
169 hitsA somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass....