graduate school jokes

What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"What does a graduate stu...

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1/100. A graduate s...

It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremony when...

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two and a professor...

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it ma...

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It all depends on t...

Post-graduate in School of Love....

Q: What does a math graduate say to a ...

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I don't know, but m...

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?

Just pay him for the pizza....

Q: What's the difference between a Galley Slave and a Graduate Student?

A: They oc...

At U. of Michigan, we used to tell this one about Michigan State, however, any despised college ...

At U. of Michigan, we used to tell this one about Michigan State, however, any despised college ...

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke Unive...

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke U...

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him w...

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke U...

The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first jo...

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Applying computer technology is s...

|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you deci...

A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She goes into his bedroom and tell...

A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.



She ...

During USC's commencement, the President was giving his usual address to the graduating class. W...

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They...

When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When we ech...

10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only

because t...

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....

A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
...

A Jewish kid is sent to a Jewish school by his parents.





Afte...

"I can tell by your accent that ye're Irish. Pray tell, what part o' Ireland ye from?""I'm from...

It was a fine summer evening at the local pub in Dublin. The bar was about half full. In one cor...

Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first job?

A: What ...

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if
they expe...

10 Differences Between School and Hell



1>It doesn't rain in Hell.

Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurs...

Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may tak...

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge....

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.



After a while, one guy l...

Texan: "Where are you from?" Harvard graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end our sent...

Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One if at home, but on ...

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Dateline - Silver Dale, Pennsylvania: A fed-up school principal sent home angry letters after sp...

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?...

Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secr...

A young boy is doing poorly in math at public school. His mother decides to send him to a privat...

Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a bi...

A few weeks late, but oh well!

'Twas the night before school started!

...

Texan: ?Where are you from??

Harvard graduate: ?I come from a place where we do not ...

John Kallam graduated with a BA in criminology and entered the U.S. Army. He served for 20 years...

As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing t...