Golf Shorts-4 - Golf jokes (60425)

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1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?


A. Just in case they get a hole in one.





2. Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!"


Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"





3. Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!"


Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"





4. Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?"


Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf.