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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street
with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you
in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely
sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper.
"Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank
goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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