Girlfriend Version 1.0 - General / Unsorted jokes (48351)





 


Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found

that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other

applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning

Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources.



No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure

or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to

be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0

installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization

where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some

applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no

longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected

(even though they always worked fine before). At installation, Wife 1.0

provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as

MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance

seems to diminish with each passing day.



Some features we'd like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0.



A "Don't remind me again" button

Minimize button

An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with the

option to uninstall at anytime without the loss of cache and other system

resources.

An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow

the systems hardware probe feature to be much more useful.





I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by

sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many problems.

Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of Girlfriend 1.0. You

must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing

bug which I should have been aware of. Apparently the versions of

Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. You think they

would have fixed such a stupid bug by now. To make matters worse, the

uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't work very well leaving

undesirable traces of the application in the system.



Another thing that sucks -- all versions of Girlfriend continually popup

little annoying messages (nag screens) about the advantages of upgrading to

Wife 1.0



Bug Warning



Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1

before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files

before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to

install, claiming insufficient resources.