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Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend....

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door....

How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes....

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Three vampires walk into a bar on a cold wi...

This joke is bad taste, you have been warned.

Three vampires walk into a bar on a cold wi...

A vampire walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a glass of blood. The bartender goes out ...

Late at night, a woman is woken from her sleep by a bat suddenly swooping into her room through ...

Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful...

Three Vampires walk into a Vampire-bar. The first Vampire says "I'll have a Blood."

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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the f...

|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first ...

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the fir...

Q:WHAT DID ONE LESBIAN VAMPIRE SAY TO THE OTHER

A:ILL SEE YOU NEXT MONTH :)...

Q:WHAT DID ONE LESBIAN VAMPIRE SAY TO THE OTHER

A:ILL SEE YOU NEXT MONTH :)
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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The ...

Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big...

Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city.

One...

Once upon a time, three vampires met in some place in night. Apparently, each one of them was bo...

When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night wh...

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood...

Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his...

Two men were having a drink together. One said, "I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wif...

Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lig...

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer....

Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein....

How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group....

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion....

MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots....

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?



Frost-bite!...

Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood....

What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges....

Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood....

What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously....

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed....

Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker....

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire....

Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building....

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back....

One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just roun...

Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!...

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight ...

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer....

Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water....

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?


To improve his bite......

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frost bite...

Two nuns are on vacation in Transylvania. Despite all the warnings to the contrary, they've stay...

Two nuns are on vacation in Transylvania. Despite all the warnings to the contrary, they've stay...

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!...

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back p...

What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !...