Drunk and a Giraffe
Bar jokes
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both sit at the bar and proceed to drink the night a...
giraffe jokes
- Bar jokes
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Bar... Giraffe
Animal jokes
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A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few quiet drinks. As the night goes...
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so muc...
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot ...
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush....Run With Us
General / Unsorted jokes
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One fine day Mister Rabbit goes running around the forest.
He sees a giraf...
...when he stumbles Upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, ?Giraffe m...
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends....This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends. You...
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends....
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the gi...A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...
An elephant and turtle
Pun Fun jokes
43 hits
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, h...Animals in the Fridge!
Animal jokes
93 hits
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the gi...Animals in the Fridge!
Animal jokes
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1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigera...Various animal jokes
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40 hitsThere once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For ...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no re...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river
deep in the j...Memory
General / Unsorted jokes
71 hits
An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambl...
There was a teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals.Elephants III
Animal World
91 hitsHow do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you ...
Are you management material? Do you have what it takes to be an effective manager in corporate A...Teeth jokes
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117 hitsWhat do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush....
Various animal jokes
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39 hitsWhat do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !...
Dog jokes
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171 hitsWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft...
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraf...One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if ...
In Sunday School they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation?
- Jan...Aardvark jokes
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199 hitsWhat's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other ...
Q. How do you recognize a surrealistic Mafioso?
A. Carries a giraffe in his violin ...Aardvark jokes
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51 hitsWho won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardv...
Idaho Crazy Law
Miscellaneous
47 hitsRiding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a...
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is ...
1. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
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Kids Jokes
204 hits|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no ot...
Centipede jokes
Kids Jokes
82 hits|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!What do...
Georgia Crazy Law
Miscellaneous
44 hitsMembers of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session...
The following are letters from children to GOD.
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The following are letters from children to GOD.
----...Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -NormaDear GOD, Inst...
Best when told with a heavy Italian accent when the father speaks.
An Italian boy ...
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma
Childrens letters to god
Genie jokes
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Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
On the third day I was dust, ordinary common dust like you see on a country road in a dry spell,...Kid\'s Letters to God
Miscellaneous
58 hitsDear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? -JaneDear GOD, I...
Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of letting people die a...
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? -Jane
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Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:
Dear GOD:
