football

What lights up a football stadium?
A football match!

If you have a referee in footbal...

|What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in football, what do you ...

Heard in an interview with George Will on WSB Radio, Atlanta:

Caller: "What do you...

|What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Wh...

Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!

What is the bank manage...

A football player passes a burning building, and sees a young woman and her baby hanging out the...

An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he ...

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house. One day he is carryin...

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house. One day he is car...

What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game....

Q: Why didn't the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a ghoul!...

What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?



Four guys watching a football ga...

Q: Why didn't the monster make the football team?

A: Because he threw like a ghoul!...

Q: Why didn't the monster make the football team?

A: Because he threw like a ghoul!...

Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding, and one says, "It's ridiculous! Sure, ...

What does a three-pin plug have in common with the England football (soccer) team?They're both c...

Q Why is cinderella bad at football?



A Because she has a pumkin as a coach...

|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grassh...

What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?

What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The sofa doesn't keep...

What lights up a football stadium? A football match!...

What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !...

Q: How many football managers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Well, it would only t...

|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game...

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the g...

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the ga...

Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you....

Why did the chicken run onto the football field?
Because the umpire called a foul....

Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to a football ga...

Why do goalkeepers have more money than football players?...

A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could t...

Heard this on one the radio this morning by some stand-up English comedian ...

"I'l...

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?
It ...

You?ve ever been shirtless at a freezing football game.Your carpet used to be part of a football...

An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"...

[Original--many ideas thought up after watching tonight's (4/29) game.]

Top ten pr...

What's the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!...

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding on fire. A lady is ...

Recently, I was at a professional football game supporting my favorite team. My seat wasn't the ...

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it's pointless....

The huge college freshman figured he'd try



out for the football team. "Can...

|Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court ...

The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestruttin...

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind ...

|Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs! Manager: Our n...

|Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.It's an appointment! Did you ...

An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 po...

A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees. He star...

|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's...

A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees. He...