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A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique<...

Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!...

Q: How do you keep a man from drowning? A: Take your foot off his head!...

Who do you keep a nigger from drowning?take your foot off his head....

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A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use acc...

Dear Son:

Your Paw has a job. It's the first one he had in forty-eight years since we hav...

It was stuck to the chicken's foot!...

A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend for Christmas, so he goes to a pet shop...

A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend for Christmas, so he goes to a pet shop...

Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!...

Ever wonder whether anybody could be so dumb as to require
instructions telling them how ...

A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of h...

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, c...

A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some a...

You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle.

Your bumper sticker says, "My other...

A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.



So he as...

A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.



So he...

1. Weigh yourself
fully clothed after dinner and again the next morning without c...

A man is sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rings. When he answers the door, a 6 foot...

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot t...

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot t...

Speculation was mounting last night that Britain may also contribute to the effort by dropping P...

Did anyone see the luge? It's a 3 foot long little vehicle that has no room, has to be pushed to...

A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.

So he asked the...

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 fo...

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang.

When he answered the...

A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with the basics."So, M...

A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.

The interviewer starts with ...

A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the b...

Searching for the perfect gift for his dear wife who loved animals and birds in particular, a ma...

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !...

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !...

What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?

She called the toe truck!...

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course!...

What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?

She called the toe truck!...

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !...

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !...

Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!...

How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "...

If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe....

If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to ...

Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sister's fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads. Dad: No,...

Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I've jus...

your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath....

Megahertz - When a big log drops on your bare foot in the morning...

Q: What do you call a bunch of gay guys standing on line?
A: Fruit by the foot....

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot ...

What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!...

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course!...

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot....