foot jokes

A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tr...

A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tr...

|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot aft...

A woman was not feeling well. So she visited her doctor.

The good doctor, after giv...

What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?



It ends up ...

Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowin...

Heard from a friend:

Two men are approaching eachother on a sidewalk. Both are dr...

What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in his mouth!...

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...

Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.

Sammy: You can't fool me, Teacher. Snak...

Drinking A completely inebriated man was stumbling down



the street with on...

Incident at the old swimming pool

by jiM Mica

I'm sure I've mentioned tha...

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foo...

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. A...

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they wal...

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?...

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot...

There was this drunk who said to the bartender, "I want a woman!" so the bartender gave him dire...

|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter...

The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gut...

The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gut...

An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "G...

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring t...

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six-pack, bring it home, and drink i...

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street
with ...

A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet store loo...

A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet store loo...

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "G...

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

If Barbie's so popular, why ...

A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went i...

A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet store lo...

The drunk stumbled into a podiatrist's office, mistaking it for a whorehouse.

Th...

A man walks into a bar and he sees a guy with a foot long liter. he asks "the man where did he g...

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The lady I work with at the Red Cross...

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo...

An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn''t get her new Dell Computer to turn ...

A mathematician, a physicist, and a statistician go out on a duck hunt. They have only one gun. ...

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo...

One hand on wheel, one hand ...

A man is sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rings. When he answers the door, a 6 foot...

FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED TO BE FIRST VIRUS UNABLE TO SPREAD THROUGH MICROSOFT OUTLOOK

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A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was mis...

There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.T...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a fo...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a litt...

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked t...

Doctor speaks to patient who regains consciousness after an amputation.



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|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...