A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tr...
foot jokes
A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tr...|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot aft...
A woman was not feeling well. So she visited her doctor.
The good doctor, after giv...
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?
It ends up ...
Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowin...Sharing injuries
Foul Language jokes
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Two men are approaching eachother on a sidewalk. Both are dr...Best Foot Forward
Miscellaneous
126 hitsWhat usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in his mouth!...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...
10 Foot Snake
General / Unsorted jokes
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Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
Sammy: You can't fool me, Teacher. Snak...Are You Sure?
General / Unsorted jokes
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Drinking A completely inebriated man was stumbling down
the street with on...
Incident at the old swimming pool
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I'm sure I've mentioned tha...Dragging Their Feet
Animal jokes
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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foo...Dragging your feet
Miscellaneous
120 hitsTwo men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. A...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they wal...
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot...Off To The Foot Doctor
Doctor jokes
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There was this drunk who said to the bartender, "I want a woman!" so the bartender gave him dire...Thankful he's drunk
Police Jokes
106 hits|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter...
Thankful he's drunk
Police jokes
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The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gut...Police jokes
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207 hitsThe drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gut...
Not a foot
Medicine
120 hitsAn extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "G...
Computer jokes
More Jokes
97 hitsAn exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring t...
Nasty Bug
Foul Language jokes
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Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six-pack, bring it home, and drink i...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street
with ...Christmas Carol Parrot
Animal jokes
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A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet store loo...Christmas Carol Parrot
Animal jokes
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A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet store loo...A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "G...
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why ...Christmas Carol Parrot
Animal jokes
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A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went i...
A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet store lo...
The drunk stumbled into a podiatrist's office, mistaking it for a whorehouse.
Th...Foot long liter
Bar jokes
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A man walks into a bar and he sees a guy with a foot long liter. he asks "the man where did he g...Pink toenails
Ethnic jokes
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The item below was sent to me by a colleague.
The lady I work with at the Red Cross...
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo...
An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn''t get her new Dell Computer to turn ...
A mathematician, a physicist, and a statistician go out on a duck hunt. They have only one gun. ...Zoo jokes
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76 hitsA kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo...
A man is sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rings. When he answers the door, a 6 foot...
FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED TO BE FIRST VIRUS UNABLE TO SPREAD THROUGH MICROSOFT OUTLOOK
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A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was mis...There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.T...
Foot Tall
Dirty Jokes
326 hitsA guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a fo...
Foot tall
General / Unsorted jokes
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A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a litt...Idiot and fool jokes
More Jokes
161 hitsA man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked t...
Doctor speaks to patient who regains consciousness after an amputation.
...A missing person
Police Jokes
190 hits|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...
