fish jokes

|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fis...

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sal...

An elderly Jew goes into a butcher's shop





looking at what is ...

|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappe...

There was a blue fish in a yellow tank, a yellow fish in a red tank, a red fish in a green tank,...

A little boy was selling fish at the corner. "Damn fish here! Get your Damn fish here!" When a b...

Two guys were out fishing in the ocean one day and not catching anything until one of the guys c...

One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WO...

|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you...

One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said,...

A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark...

|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better...

|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's le...

This man was on his way back from the dock carrying two buckets of live fish when a game warden ...

A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish ...

|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice scho...

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larg...

Pat: Hey, Chris! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.
...

Two girls asked their mom which side of the creek was best to catch fish for she always caught f...

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a

You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.



It's perfectly acceptable t...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink...

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day

Teach a man to fish, and you can get rid ...

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day;

Give him a religion, and he'll st...

There were two guys out ice fishing. One guy had been sitting for several hours with no catch at...

A fisherman got married and went to a mountain resort for the honeymoon.

The resort c...

There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 i...

A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday and decided to go ice fishing. So early the next...

A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his friends...

A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his fri...

There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inche...

There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inche...

There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so...

A game warden spots a young lad walking down the street with 30 large catfish in his arms. He st...

A duck walks in a bar and asks the bartender if he has any fish and the bartender says,"no." So ...

A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gi...

|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her g...

A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of he...

TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX....

10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish
at the lake (close to the far...

A group of biologists got together in hopes of producing an untimate sport fish. The decided to ...

It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happ...

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools....

Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?





A:Damn <...

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?



"Dam."...

Harry starts his new job at the zoo and he is given three tasks, the first is to clear the exoti...

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.





A...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and...

Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day.

Teach him how to fish and you can ...

It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happ...