fight jokes

|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took h...

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and too...

|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player havin...

After a big fight broke out in a pub, the police were called in, as staffwere cleared away the d...

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian....

In the fight between you and the world, back the world....

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and...

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and to...

If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?...

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint....

You might be a redneck if you high school fight song was ''Dueling Banjos!''...

There were 2 rednecks that lived on opposite sides of the river. One was named Clea...

There are three guys talking in a pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they ...

"My God! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm ...

|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Ty...

Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye...

Kelly limps into his favorite pub...My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he h...

Kelly limps into his favorite pub...



My god! What happened to you?" the ba...

Kelly limps into his favorite pub...



My god! What happened to you?" the...

Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy....

|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was no...

If fire-fighters fight fires, what do Freedom Fighters do?...

|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were a...

A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to ...

This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to ser...

Superman walks over to Spiderman's house and says hey Spidey You wanna Go out for some drinks bu...

One day, a pirate ship is cruising the seas off the coast of England when the scout yells, "Ther...

Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind...

Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder?

He go...

Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight....

"If you meet Osama Bin Laden - sucker punch the bastard"
"Special hotline to report anyone...

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Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena Bobbitt. Winner eats all...

Phyllis Diller...

According to an article by Francis Baumli in the May 1991 issue of
Men's Health Newslette...

At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that...

At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the...

Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation?
A: Because most oboes are ...

At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the...

During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had him arrested for carrying a cong...

During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.



She had hi...

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the...

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin...

What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !...

Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!...

What did the [ethnic] do before going to a cock fight?


He greased his zipper...

What's black and white and red all over? Mimes in a chainsaw fight....

Q: What do you get when 2 hearts fight?

A: A heart attack!...

Q: What do you get when 2 hearts fight?

A: A heart attack!...